Spiteful Survival

£18.91

Rise, claw, and thrive — not out of hope, but out of sheer spite. Spiteful Survival features one simple message: you’re still here, and that’s enough.

Perfect for anyone who’s running on caffeine, rage, and pure pettiness, this piece is equal parts dark humor and defiant motivation. Whether you’re dodging burnout, crawling out of bed, or clawing your way through life’s nonsense, wear this and let everyone know: you refuse to quit out of principle.

  • Bold neon design pops on black for maximum undead energy

  • Soft & durable fabric (so you can outlast your enemies in comfort)

  • Great for Halloween season or year-round survival

🪦 Survive. Out of spite.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.